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Oh wow I completely forgot about this place. Does anyone still go here? Yes? No?

Anyway like ten years ago I got massively into RP and so I fled into Dreamwidth with the whole horde.

So this is my (not so) new personal journal:

Fanfic wise, I haven't written anything in years and sometimes I wonder if I will. I've been wanting to, lately, even if my interests and fandoms have shifted at this point. Maybe? I'm cleaning up some of my old stuff (mostly the unfinished things that I now see too many problems with and don't feel like fixing from ground up anymore, the cracky oneshots are probably safe) in hopes that it will get rid of that "but you've gotta finish THAT first" hangup that my lizard brain is giving me.

Anyway I've kinda abandoned LJ for good but I might still poke my head in occasionally if there's something of interest.

Take care!
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So, eh. Wanted to do/post something special today, but I spent the whole day in school and then school contest and just got home and there's only five hours left. And my brain just farts when I try to put it to work. So sadly, seems I'm not going to treat you to anything special... maybe next time, 1000 years later. :)

But obviously I wanted to make a post anyway, so here it is.

Happy 12/12/12!

Child In Time, 3/?

Guess what, I'm still alive! I really shouldn't pick up multi-chapters, haha. Well. Better later than never, yes? I hope.

So, finally Allen finds one of his friends... Lavi, the bastard!

The fic can also be found here.

Title: Child In Time
Author: Morphine Dementia
Fandom: D.Gray-Man
Pairing: Allen/Lenalee, a little of Lavi/Kanda on the side
Summary/About: OMG TIME TRAVEL FIC. During the final battle with the Earl, things suddenly turn around as the OT4 is sent through a wormhole and into the modern world! By the time Allen manages to escape the in-between-dimensions, everyone else is already adapted to the new world and..have forgotten how to fight. While they need to gather again and finish what they had started 200 years ago, for the timer on the (zomg magical) lock of the Earl's chamber in the Ark is about to run out! PARODY MODERN.
Rating: Uh for now T+?
Genre: Drama/Parody/Romance/Humor
Warnings: Language, sexual implications, alcohol, ... Also, beware of parody which might appear unexpectedly, even if I don't intend it to be offensive.

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Just because I've been dedish lately. Here, have a look on what's going on in truth...

[17:27:54] Zombie!Dem: *stares at dead fics*
[17:31:09] Tossino: :<
[17:31:20] Tossino: Dead fics: *Paaaaaws at* Wriiiiiite uuuuuuus.
[17:31:49] Zombie!Dem: Dem: but I have tons of wooork which I'm not doing aaanyyyywayyyyy D:
[17:32:05] Tossino: Dead fics: So then write uuuuuuus insteeeeeaaaaad.
[17:32:40] Zombie!Dem: Dem: but I feel laaazyyyyyy
[17:33:08] Tossino: Dead fics: That's noooooo excuuuuuuuuuse
[17:34:18] Zombie!Dem: lololol but I can totally imagine them saying that in zombie voices.... O_O

Dem: it iiiiiiiiiiiiissssss even if I can do without inspiraaatioooon
[17:34:27] Tossino: PFFT. xD
[17:34:35] Tossino: Dead fics: No it is noooooooooooooot.
[17:34:45] Zombie!Dem: Dem: Daaaaaaaamn yoooouuuuuuuuuu.
[17:35:03] Tossino: Dead fics: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn yoooooouuuuuuuu toooooooooooooo.
[17:35:17] Zombie!Dem: Dem: Fiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeee I'll tryyyyyyyyyyyy.
[17:35:28] Tossino: Dead fics: Tryyyyyy whaaaaaaaaaaat?
[17:35:41] Zombie!Dem: Dem: Wriiiitiiiing yooouuuuuuuuuu.
[17:36:08] Tossino: Dead fics: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
[17:36:17] Zombie!Dem: *DIES* XDDD
[17:36:20] Tossino: XDDDD
[17:36:27] Tossino: Dead fics: *Cheers sloooooooooooowlyyyyyyyyy*
[17:38:02] Zombie!Dem: XDDD
[17:38:12] Zombie!Dem: fffff now I'm getting ideas instead. =__=
[17:38:28] Tossino: ...lol

[17:40:25] Zombie!Dem: How about a fashion industry AU with Kanda being pushed into hair commercials by relatives, Lavi being a lonely photographer trying to persuade models to chase career through bed and Alma saving up for a sex change because he feels like a woman inside?

[17:40:36] Tossino: ................................................
[17:40:45] Tossino: Sometimes I just love-hate you so much.
[17:41:03] Zombie!Dem: <333 you too, Toss~
[17:41:09] Tossino: xD <333
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I Write Like Meme Or Something? I Don't Even.

So, I found this on tossino 's who found it somewhere else entry, yay. I used an excerpt of one of my (hopefully) most well-known fanfictions, "Grind", for the analysis.

I write like
William Gibson

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

So, I have no idea who that writer is, so at first I was like WUT and then went to check Wikipedia, and then I was like, OMG COOL? Because I found this:

William Ford Gibson (born March 17, 1948) is an American-Canadian writer who has been called the "noir prophet" of the cyberpunk subgenre of science fiction.

Genres Speculative fiction
Literary movement Cyberpunk, steampunk, postcyberpunk

....Uh, yeah. Interesting. And kind of cool I guess.

: D

Now all I need to do is marry this man or something, rofl:

laviyu 2 blue


The fic can also be found here.

Title: Substitution
Author: Morphine Dementia
Fandom: D.Gray-Man (duh!)
Pairing: Lavi/ArtOfKanda, Kanda/Lavi
Summary/About: Kinkmeme fill. Lavi finds out that Art of Kanda is not only suitable for taking pictures. Unfortunately, it makes noises. Squeaky noises. And, of course, certain homicidal bypassers are ought to find it suspicious...
Rating: M
Genre: Humor/Parody/Romance/Crack
Warnings:  Umm possible OOCness (but it be for crackz!), yaoi, Kanda language, and...uh... implied Lavi doing a doll? : D

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Requited Jealousy

The fic can also be found here.

Title: Requited Jealousy
Author: Morphine Dementia
Fandom: D.Gray-Man (duh!)
Pairing: Lavi/Kanda, Alma->Kanda
Summary/About: Kanda's sick and tired of Lavi flirting with random people, so his crazy.. friends decide to get him on a date with someone else to make Lavi jealous. It just happens to be an obsessive lovestruck stalker named Alma. AU
Rating: T+
Genre: Humor/Crack/Romance/Fluff
Warnings: Kanda language, creepy lovesick stalkers, and.. Twilight?


This fic is a prize for the winner of the LaviYu Fest's colouring contest, kresiana ! Congratulations! <3 Summarized prompt: High school comedy theme with cute; location - London. Lavi and Yuu are dating but constantly fight about Lavi being too flirtatious around other people. Allen is both of their's friend, and when Kanda's complaint eventually reaches him, he suggests trying going out with someone else to make Lavi jealous. That someone else turns out to be Alma, who of course feels Lavi's jealousy very soon. And, of course, Lavi runs to complain to Allen and ask him how to get his precious Yuu back, and Allen starts regretting involving himself in this whole drama thing..


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